Nice sentences...

[kkmalaysia]

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

4.. Love your friends not their sisters.. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

7.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE..

8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY  to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

9. Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

10. 3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily   -    You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily      -    You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly -   You will die daily.

[joe]

hehhee
very funny dude.
can u give some more?
thx

[curryalib]

 

[mariewatson]

hahahaha...i love this one "Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE." so true LOL

[amanda]

I love the ELECTRIC BILL one. Its hilarious. hahahaha.. We want some moooooooore..

[rusty_theron11]

Absolutely fantastic!!
Man you have wonderful funny mind.
its all about fun
 

[electra]

I love that 8th sentence...so AWESOME..!

[davidfoxx]

Lol that is too much funny I am bookmarking this, wonderful reality of life. Its simply awesome